5:28 am - Monday June 26, 2017

Globalisation – True Definition ( humour)

Question: What is the truest definition of  Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
Question: How come?
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,
riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on
Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates’ technology,
and you’re probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals…..
That, my friends, is  Globalization !

 

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